February 2012
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The Fairy tale bible.
By Wizened Sage The Bible is a collection of fairy tales . To some of us this is as obvious as the noses on our faces. In fact, to me it is one of the most amazing, mind boggling things about this world that millions of adults simply cannot see this obvious truth. True, the Bible begins with “In the beginning…” rather than “Once upon a time…” but not all fairy tales begin with those words, and the...
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“Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the...”
Beer
I don’t know how many bottles of beer I have consumed while waiting for things to get better I dont know how much wine and whisky and beer mostly beer I have consumed after splits with women- waiting for the phone to ring waiting for the sound of footsteps, and the phone to ring waiting for the sounds of footsteps, and the phone never rings until much later and the footsteps never arrive...
You know you had a good night
When you wake up the next day and your underwear is missing HAHAHAH
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FUCK TODAY.
I’ve had one of the worst days i’ve had all year. but at least i’m about to see steph, and start drinking.
I would make a good prisoner.
as long as i have booze, books, bud, a computer, a dog, and a guitar.
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its 2:50am
To cook or not to cook? a drunkard asked.
Note to self
Don’t be a fool.
